1. Purple People Eater: In Danger of Extinction?

    Is a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater a monster that eats one-eyed one-horned flying purple people, a monster with these characteristics, or something in between? Linguistics to the rescue! Many syntax trees show all the possible options.

     

    Diet: Homo sapiens varicolor.

    Extremely dangerous for all varieties of Homo sapiens. Fortunately easy to recognize by its purple colour.

    Other salient characteristics: has one eye, one horn, flies

    Diet: Homo sapiens purpureus.

    Extremely dangerous for purple Homo sapiens. Fortunately harmless for all other varieties of Homo sapiens.

    Other salient characteristics: Comes in many colours. Otherwise see above. 

    Diet: Homo sapiens purpureus volans.

    Endangered due to extreme rarity of prey species.

    Other salient characteristics: has one eye, one horn.

    Diet: Homo sapiens purpureus volans unicornatus.
    Suspected to be extinct.
    Other salient characteristics: has one eye.
    Diet: Homo sapiens purpureus volans unicornatus unioculatus.
    Extinct due to non-existence of prey species.
     
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